I don't care as long as CamiKaos and MissBurrows do! This Friday and Saturday I will be attending the invitation-only sleepover Camp Naughty™ 2008. I was thrilled to receive my official acceptance letter from the two gorgeous ones for their exclusive camp, and so very proud to know I'd been "chosen from a plethora of attractive and naughtily qualified applicants." Wow! A plethora! Check out my naughty co-campers: Joleine Sigler (@Joleine) Banana Lee Fishbones (@verso) Stephanie (@badmom) and Giddy (@giddysruffles). Score! Believe you me, I sent in the enclosed registration/emergency contact form to the camp registrar without delay.
Lest you think I'm silly for wanting to spend the night in a tent with 7 ladies (for realz) let me give you a short rundown of activities my camp counselors CamiKaos and MissBurrows have planned for us: an alfresco dinner with a special Camp Naughty™ Signature Drink prepared by mix-mistress CamiKaos; we get to appear on the Strange Love Live podcast; Smores for Whores (I am sooo looking forward to that); fun with bondage tape (I'm an old hand at that one...did anyone see CamiKaos and MissBurrows accosting me with pink bondage tape in the aisle at Ignite Portland 3?); bedtime games (oh whatever does THAT mean?); and appropriately planned for the next morning, the Happy Ending where us campers get Naughty bags. Meow!
I am *most* looking forward to the Strange Love Live Camp Naughty™ 2008 podcast on Friday July 11th at 8:30pm. I do enjoy my Strange Love podcast, don't you? It makes me misty-eyed about my cable access days (back when Portland Community Media was called Portland Cable Access and Jim Spagg was frequently sharing his nekkid wiener with the Greater Portland Metropolitan Area). It was during this period when I first began calling myself "mediaChick". I used it as a sign-off to an e-mail I was responding to from a fan of a cable access show I was producing/directing, a long-running live Brit pop music video series. It was an hour of high energy and chaotic goofiness, co-hosted at that time by brit-pop fanatic and author Jamie Rich and Janelle Jarosz, proprietress of the much missed Ozone Records ). It featured very cool and sometimes rare videos and giveaway swag in a studio decorated in Manic Street Preachers, Prodigy and The Smiths posters. Anyone could call into to chat during the live broadcast, so you can imagine the tasty episodes of debauchery. FUN!
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get my inflatable mattress out, shake the critters outta my sleeping bag, and get ready for Camp Naughty™ 2008. Oh yeah, I need purchase a pretty undies-and-bra set, too. You know, for when the pillow fight makes me sweaty and I have to take my clothes off.
Whoo-hoo! I'm going to Camp Naughty! (Brought to you by Strange Love and Treasurelicious!)
A serial, multimedia-rich story as experiment in alternative publishing. Written by mediaChick.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Who Says I'm Naughty?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 Tell me you love me:
dear lord, I thought I loved you 10 minutes ago... but this feeling I have for you now?
It has taken that pathetic little "love" feeling, killed it, eaten it with guacamole and exploded in my heart.
I can't wait til Friday!
Please stop killing Cami softly with guacamole. I need her on Friday.
We look forward to seeing your sweet nothings.
Dammit. No one told me the bra and panties had to match! Great, now I have to put extra effort into packing.
You ladies are having the most fun this weekend. Save some naughty for the rest of us.
Post a Comment